Last week the scientific world was pummeled by evidence uncovered of a now extinct, obese alien race. According to chief scientist Alan Smithee, "These photographs reinforce a long held suspicion that ancient aliens may have vanished due to gross obesity. Essentially, their grease to blood and water ratio became so lopsided that they simply dissolved..." McDonald's had no comment about the presence of an alien brand bearing the same name. Whether they were inspired by the aliens, are a part of the same franchise, or are merely the subject of extreme coincidence is at this point still conjecture...
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