Yesterday Steve Jobs stepped forward to formally accept the Defense against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts. "We've had some trouble filling this position," said Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster at Hogwarts. In his speech, Jobs dedicated himself to changing the way magic is thought of. "For a start," Jobs said, "I've created an all in one device for the wizard's life. I've combined the traditional wand with a 4 terrabyte hard drive and revolutionary interface--the brand new iWand starts at 50 gold pieces and the frugal student can get the nano version for 15." There's no indication yet of how magical playlists, recommended alternate spell lists, and the upcoming iMagic store will affect the magic community, but normal "smart wand" manufacturers are nervous.
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